“Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?”
“They’re for my juggling act,” the man says.
“I don’t believe you,” says the cop. “Prove it.” So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
“Man,” says the first guy. “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”
Then a jester went in to see the donkey, and when he came out, the donkey was indeed happy – so happy in fact, that he was laughing heartily. The jester got the gold, but a few days passed and the king couldn”t make the donkey stop laughing. So he put out another proclamation saying he would pay 500 gold pieces to anyone who could make the donkey stop.
The jester returned, went in to see the donkey for a few seconds, and when he came out, the donkey was crying. The king asked the jester how he did it. The jester said, “I will tell you for another 200 gold pieces.”
When the jester had received his gold, he revealed, “On my first visit, I told the donkey that my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him.”
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, “I wish the ocean was made of beer.”
Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, “You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!”